It's Better To Look Strong And Healthy.

It's So Easy To Think That This [celebrity] Is Reality; That People Are Lining Up Outside Just To Write Down What I Have To Say. That's Not Real; That's Weird.

I Just Went To The Doctor Today, I Got A Chest X-ray Of My Lungs And Discovered That My Breasts Are Uneven.

I Think All Mothers Are A Nightmare - I Don't Think You Can Have Children And Not Lose Your Goddamn Mind.

I Always Feel Like An Idiot Every Time I Fly First Class Because I’m A Kid. And I Just Sit There, And Everyone’s Got Their Newspapers And They’re On The Computer, And I’m Like, 'can I Get A Coloring Book, Please? Can I Get Some Crayons?'

In Real Life, Bad Things Happen And They're Not Funny, And Then Bad Things Happen And They Can Be Funny. When You're Unhappy You Don't Go An Entire Time Without Laughing. You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.