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He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

Make Sure Your Main Characters Are Likeable. They Can Be Flawed, But Your Readers Need To Be Able To Root For Them.

He's A Good Man," Ranger Said. "and You?" "i'm Better.

You Deserved To Get Run Over. And Besides, I Barely Tapped You. The Only Reason You Broke Your Leg Was Because You Panicked And Tripped Over Your Own Feet.

[stephanie] 'you See, Mrs. Mayer Was Going On About George's Lodge, And How He Wanted To Be Buried With His Ring, And So Grandma Had To Check The Ring Out, And In The Process Broke Off One Of George's Fingers. Turns Out The Finger Was Wax. Somehow Kenny Got Into The Mortuary This Morning, Left Spiro A Note, And Chopped Off George's Finger. And Then While I Was At The Mall Tonight With Mary Lou, Kenny Threatened Me In The Shoe Department. That Must Have Been When He Put The Finger In My Pocket.' [morelli] 'have You Been Drinking?