Nice Dress. Take It Off.

If I Gave You A Pity Position It Wouldn't Be In My Office.

You Should See Me Work My Magic In Leather" Ranger

Now That We Know You're Not A Hundred Percent Vampire You Should Stop Trying To Suck Necks," I Said To Ziggy. "i'll Try," Ziggy Said, "but It's A Hard Habit To Break.

I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie