We Should Make Virtue Our Master, Not

The Hardest Thing Any Man Can Do Is To Fall Down On The Ice When It's Slippery, And Get Up And Praise The Lord.

Show Me A Thoroughly Contented Person, And I Will Show You A Useless One.

There Are People So Addicted To Exaggeration That They Actually Can't Tell The Truth Without Lying.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

If Men Were Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Were Right, Stubbornness Would Take Her Seat Among The Virtues; But Men Are Generally Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Are Ignorant And Wrong.