We Should Make Virtue Our Master, Not

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

The Thinner The Ice, The More Anxious Is Everyone To See Whether It Will Bear.

The Hardest Thing Any Man Can Do Is To Fall Down On The Ice When It's Slippery, And Get Up And Praise The Lord.

Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

Admiration Is A Youthful Fancy Will Which Scarcely Ever Survives To Mature Years.