Jealousy Is One Of Love's Parasites.

It Ain't Often That A Man's Reputation Outlasts His Money.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.