Jealousy Is One Of Love's Parasites.

Metaphysics Is The Science Of Proving What We Don't Understand.

Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained In Its Original Purity.

Society Is Composed Of Slow Christians And Wide-awake Sinners.

When A Man Comes To Me For Advice, I Find Out The Kind Of Advice He Wants, And I Give It To Him.

There's A Lot Of People In This World Who Spend So Much Time Watching Their Health That They Haven't The Time To Enjoy It.