Theres Not A Lot Of Good Humor

The Man Whose Only Pleasure In Life Is Making Money, Weighs Less On The Moral Scale Than An Angleworm.

Advice Maybe Wrong, But Examples Prove Themselves.

One Of The Greatest Victories You Can Gain Over Someone Is To Beat Him At Politeness.

Shame Is The Dying Embers Of Virtue.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.