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The Greatest Thief This World Has Ever Produced Is Procrastination, And He Is Still At Large.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

Pride Seems Tew Be Quite Equally Distributed; The Man Who Owns The Carriage And The Man Who Drives It Seem Tew Have It Just Alike.

Wisdom Has Never Made A Bigot, But Learning Has.