One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The

The Time To Pray Is Not When We Are In A Tight Spot But Just As Soon As We Get Out Of It.

The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.