This Imitation Elvis May Not Be The

The Right Combination Of Guilt And Machismo Has Sent Many A Fool Out Into The Jungle When He Should Have Stayed Home.

Surrounded By Stories Surreal And Sublime, I Fell In Love In The Library Once Upon A Time.

While My Mind Is Flexible, These Brittle Bones Don't Bend.

Pickup's Washed And You Just Got Paid, With Any Luck At All You Might Even Get Laid.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.