I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And

If Someone Wants A Piece Of You, Never Let Them Pay. What You Do Not Give To Them Time Takes Anyway.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I Just Would Go Insane. If We Couldn't Laugh, We Just Would Go Insane. If We Weren't All Crazy, We Would Go Insane.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

We're Wanted Men, We'll Strike Again, But First Let's Have A Beer.

I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun.