We May Not Always See Eye To

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's Dangerous. It Could Damage His Memory.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

It's Not The Sugar That Makes The Tea Sweet, But The Stirring.

We Should Not Permit Prayer To Be Taken Out Of The Schools; That's The Only Way Most Of Us Got Through.