We May Not Always See Eye To

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who Are Interested In Him And Has A Houseful Of Books Isn't Poor.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.

Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest, But They Don't Compare With The Number Of Stupid Words Spoken In Earnest.