We May Not Always See Eye To

The Whole World Is Watching America, And America Is Watching Tv.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

A Woman's Place Is In The Home. Why Should She Go Out And Take Away A Workingman's Pay Instead Of Staying Home And Stealing Out Of His Jacket Like A Good Wife.