We May Not Always See Eye To

Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It Does. Keep Going.

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.