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It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who Are Interested In Him And Has A Houseful Of Books Isn't Poor.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.