Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.