I Made A Deal With Myself That

Failure Is Success Training.

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

I've Always Kind Of Ripped From Real Life To Some Degree Or At Least How I'm Feeling In The Moment.

I Feel Like If You're In Jersey, You Have To Be A Jersey Devils Fan. Anybody Born Within The Confines Of The Border Of The State Of New Jersey, I Feel, Should Be A Jersey Devils Fan.

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good