Humor Is The Most Honest Of Emotions.

My Wife Never Lies About Her Age. She Just Tells Everyone She's As Old As I Am. Then She Lies About My Age.

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.

Humor Is A Marvelous Communications Tool, As Reagan Has Demonstrated So Well. He Has Weathered Many A Storm That Others Might Not Have. With Reagan, People Just Say, 'there He Goes Again.' A Sense Of Humor Allows A President To Back Off A Little From The Tensions Of The Moment And Take A Calmer View Of Things.

Sociologists Say That Going To The Movies Is A Bonding Experience. It Probably Has To Do With The Way You Feet Stick To The Floor.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!