Every Day I Get Up And Look

The True Test Of Humility Is Whether You Can Say Grace Before Eating Crow.

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."

Wait'll Next Year! Is The Favorite Cry Of Baseball Fans, Football Fans, Hockey Fans, And Gardeners.

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.