We Don't Usually Write Up Accidents Involving

Mooner Was Walking Around Laying His Hands On The Cars, Divining Karma. "this Is It", He Said, Standing By A Small Khaki-colored Jeep."this Car Has Protective Qualities" You Mean Like A Guardian Angel?" I Mean, Like, It Has Seatbelts

I Go To Bars And Restaurants, And I Sit And I Eavesdrop On People And I Watch People In Shopping Centers And, You Know, I Read The Newspapers And I Talk To The Trenton Cops, And I Just Get A Lot Of Information That Comes In That Somehow Turns Into A Book.

Adaptation Is One Of The Great Advantages To Being Born And Bred In Jersey. We're Simply Not Bested By Bad Air Or Tainted Water. We're Like That Catfish With Lungs. Take Us Out Of Our Environment And We Can Grow Whatever Body Parts We Need To Survive. After Jersey The Rest Of The Country's A Piece Of Cake. You Want To Send Someone Into A Fallout Zone? Get Him From Jersey. He'll Be Fine.

Cracker Jacks Don't Count As Junk Food Because They're Corn And Peanuts, Which We Know To Be High In Nutrition. And They Have A Prize Inside.

Give Me The Gun." Ranger Said. I Extracted The Gun From My Pants And Handed It Over. Ranger Held The Gun In The Pulm Of His Hand And Smiled. "it's Warm," He Said. He Put The Gun In The Glove Compartment And Plugged The Key Into The Ignition. Am I Fired?" No. Any Women Who Can Heat Up A Gun Like That Is Worth Keeping Around.