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She'll Be Back," Ranger Said. "but Not Tonight." [stephanie] "how'd You Get Her To Leave?" "told Her I Was Gonna Spend The Next Twelve Hours Ruining You For All Other Men, And So She Might As Well Go Home." I Could Feel The Heat Rush To My Face. Ranger Gave Me The Wolf Smile. "i Lied About It Being Tonight," He Said.

Gotta Protect The Little Dudes. I Tried An Ak-47, But It Wouldn't Fit Under My Seat. I Like The Uzi Better, Anyway. It Looks Better With The Dress. The Ak Seems Too Casual To Me

If I Could Just Get Broom To Cooperate, We Could Fly, Glo Said. Then We Wouldn't Have To Worry About Traffic. Harry Potter Didn't Have To Worry About Traffic. You Relize Harry Potter Isn't Real, Right? Of Course, But He Could Be. I Mean, Maybe Not Harry Potter, But Someone Like Him. Who's To Say?

I Failed Math Twice, Never Fully Grasping Probability Theory. I Mean, First Off, Who Cares If You Pick A Black Ball Or A White Ball Out Of The Bag? And Second, If You’re Bent Over About The Color, Don’t Leave It To Chance. Look In The Damn Bag And Pick The Color You Want.

I Think I Got A Bruise From Landing On You. I Hear Bacon Is Real Good For Healing A Bruise.