I Took All Of My Rejection Letters

Sorry About Bender," Lula Said, Letting The Trans Am Idle At The Curb. "maybe We Could Tell Vinnie He Died. We Could Say We Were All Set To Bring Bender In, And He Died. Bang. Dead As A Doorknob." "better Yet, Why Don't We Just Go Back And Kill Him," I Said. I Opened The Door To Leave, Caught My Toe In The Floor Mat, And Fell Out Of The Car, Face First. I Rolled Onto My Back And Stared Up At The Stars. "i'm Fine," I Said To Lula. "maybe I'll Sleep Here Tonight.

Suppose Something Goes Wrong? Suppose You Need A Big Full-figure Woman Like Me To Help Straighten Things Out?" Lula

Truth Is, I'm A Good Catholic Girl. The Faith Has Always Been Elusive, But The Guilt Is Intractable.

Sweetie, Nothing That Flies Looks Safe, Including Birds.

Happens To Me All The Time...people Are Always Underestimating My Dumbness.