We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend.

Exploding Is A Perfectly Normal Medical Phenomenon.

When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime.

We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend. Unless We Feel It's Justified.

I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying I Was An Emperor, Just Because Some Moistened Bint Had Lobbed A Scimitar At Me, They'd Put Me Away!

I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To Confuse Cats, But I Can Recommend An Extremely Good Service.