I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying

Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

I Don't Want To Talk To You No More, You Empty Headed Animal Food Trough Wiper. I Fart In Your General Direction. Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries.

Kilimanjaro Is A Pretty Tricky Climb You Know, Most Of It's Up Until You Reach The Very Very Top, And Then It Tends To Slope Away Rather Sharply.

Listen, Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No Basis For A System Of Government.