One, Two, ... Five!" "three, My Lord.

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

We Come From Nothing, We Are Going Back To Nothing-in The End What Have We Lost? Nothing!

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

Kilimanjaro Is A Pretty Tricky Climb You Know, Most Of It's Up Until You Reach The Very Very Top, And Then It Tends To Slope Away Rather Sharply.