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It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.

Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old Is Comfortable.

The Deer Season Just Opened. A Deer Hunter In Ventura Country Brought In His First Man Yesterday.

Our Country Has Plenty Of Five-cent Cigars, But The Trouble Is They Charge Fifteen Cents For Them.

Democrats Never Agree On Anything, That's Why They're Democrats. If They Agreed With Each Other, They Would Be Republicans.