Take The Diplomacy Out Of War And

A Stranger Is Just A Friend I Haven't Met Yet.

I Don't Care How Poor And Inefficient A Little Country Is - They Like To Run Their Own Business. I Know Men That Would -make My Wife A Better Husband Than I Am But, Darn It, I'm Not Going To Give Her To 'em.

An Ignorant Person Is One Who Doesn't Know What You Have Just Found Out.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose, You Are Ahead.