America Is A Land Of Opportunity And

These Dust Storms.... Poor Farmer Spent A Lifetime Fixin' His Farm And Everything, Goes Out And Looks Down At It, And It's Up Above Him.

Now They Got Such A High Inheritance Tax On 'em That You Won't Catch These Old Rich Boys Dying Promiscuously Like They Did. This Bill Makes Patriots Out Of Everybody. You Sure Do Die For Your Country If You Die From Now On.

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

The Business Of Government Is To Keep The Government Out Of Business - That Is, Unless Business Needs Government Aid.