Background Image

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

-Abe Lemons

Please Wait....
Translating....

If I Make A Set Of Rules,

Abe Lemons

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

Views: 23

Topic

More From Abe Lemons

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

Motivational Sports

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

Trending Author

Edward Everett Hale

Randolph Bourne

Giulio Andreotti

Category