You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.