You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.