You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.