You Mean In The State?

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?