We Are Lending Money We Don't Have

Opportunity Usually Shows Up In Overalls And Looking Like Work.

Im A B-list Celebrity Trying To Give It An Honest Look. They See Me Do Actual Work. ... I Try To Be The Viewer With A Microphone.

The Thing That Makes 'dirty Jobs' Different Is That It's One Of The Few Shows That Portrays Work In A Way That Doesn't Highlight The Drudgery. Instead, It Highlights The Humor.

Why Does A Chicken Coop Only Have Two Doors? ... Because If It Had Four Doors, It Would Be A Chicken Sedan.

Always Flat Front. You've Got To Be Deeply Suspicious Of A Man Who Consciously Goes With Pleats. Why Would You Do That?