Im A B-list Celebrity Trying To Give

It's Funny; It's A Real Balancing Act. In Tv, Everybody's Talking About Authenticity. In Order To Make 'dirty Jobs' Authentic, I Really Can't Be Overly Informed. The Minute I Am, I Become A Host It's A Very Tricky Business Paying A Tribute To Work, Because Tv Is Very Bad At It.

I'm Allergic To Rocks Hitting Me In The Face.

Happiness Comes From Knowing What You Truly Value, And Behaving In A Way That's Consistent With Those Beliefs.

I Come From A Blue Collar Family, But My Personal Life Isn't. I Didn't Get The Gene That My Grandfather Had In Spades. He Was A Local Hero. Built The Church That I Went To. Built The House I Grew Up In. Steamfitter, Pipefitter, Electrician, Mechanic And Plumber. I Wanted To Do Those Things. But It Just Didn't Come Easy.

We Are Lending Money We Don't Have To Kids Who Can't Pay It Back To Train Them For Jobs That No Longer Exist. That's Nuts.