Im A B-list Celebrity Trying To Give

Dirt Used To Be A Badge Of Honor. Dirt Used To Look Like Work. But We've Scrubbed The Dirt Off The Face Of Work And Consequently We've Created This Suspicion Of Anything That's Too Dirty.

I'm Allergic To Rocks Hitting Me In The Face.

I'm Looking Forward To The Future, And Feeling Grateful For The Past.

Some Jobs Are Just Too Hideous To Contemplate.

The Flaw In Our Character Is Our Insistence On Separating Blue-collar Jobs From White-collar Jobs, And Encouraging One Form Of Education Over Another.