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Why Does A Chicken Coop Only Have Two Doors? ... Because If It Had Four Doors, It Would Be A Chicken Sedan.

I'm Allergic To Rocks Hitting Me In The Face.

You've Got A Lot Of Very, Very Smart People Standing By Waiting For Somebody Else To Do The Work. Not A Recipe For Long-term Solvency In My Opinion.

I Rarely Do Anything On The Show By Myself. I Dont Want It To Be About Me. Squatting In The Sewer In San Francisco, Its Really Hot, Were Up To Our Knees In A River Of Crap. Rats And Cockroaches Are All Over. I Would Never, Ever Walk Into That Environment, Except For The Fact That The Guy Who Does It Every Day Is Squatting Next To Me.

I Can Say The Willingness To Get Dirty Has Always Defined Us As An Nation, And It's A Hallmark Of Hard Work And A Hallmark Of Fun, And Dirt Is Not The Enemy.