We Are Both Drawn To Surreal Situations

Go And Lie Down In The Dark... For Hours... And Don't Move. I'm Locking The Door Now

You're Never Going To Go. Why Would You Go? It's A Disgusting Place. It's Always Wet Even When It's Dry. There's Nothing There. Farmers Aren't Really People, You Know This. They're Just Necessary, We Need Somebody To Kill Cows.

I Think I Still Get Something From The Original Broadcaster But I'm Certainly Not Aware Of Any Netflix Van Driving To My House And Unloading A Load Of Cash Into My Front Yard.

Don't Clap I'm Not A Jazz Band For Christ's Sake.

I Quite Fancy The 1940s. I Like The Trams And The Trousers.