Vampires Are Make-believe, Like Elves, Gremlins, And

You Know Boys, A Nuclear Reactor Is A Lot Like Women. You Just Have To Read The Manual And Press The Right Button.

I Pledge Impertinence To The Flag Waving, Of The Unindicted Co-conspirators Of America, And To The Republicans For Which I Can't Stand, One Abomination, Underhanded Fraud, Indefensible, With Liberty And Justice.. Forget It.

I've Conducted An Experiment On My Kids. Instead Of Denying Them Access To Media, I've Encouraged It. They Read Comic Books, Play Nintendo And Watch Way Too Much Tv.

I May Be Biting Off More Than I Can Chew, But With 'the Simpsons' And With 'futurama,' What I'm Trying To Do In The Guise Of Light Entertainment, If This Is Possible - Is Nudge People, Jostle Them A Little, Wake Them Up To Some Of The Ways In Which We're Being Manipulated And Exploited.

I'm Not Going To Stop Torturing Myself Till I Figure Out The Cause Of My Pain.