Families Are About Love Overcoming Emotional Torture.

I'm A Level 5 Vegan, I Don't Eat Anything That Casts A Shadow.

The Thing That Makes Me Happiest About Simpsons Illustrated Are All The Drawings That We Get From Readers. I Wish We Could Print Them All. They're Really Imaginative. They Show A Lot Of Hard Work.

Vampires Are Make-believe, Like Elves, Gremlins, And Eskimos.

This Doesn't Happen In America! Maybe Ohio, But Not In America!" Homer Simpson

The Conundrum That I Face On A Daily Basis Is That I Have Two Sons Who Have Grown Up Watching 'the Simpsons,' So They Know Exactly What Buttons To Push. They Know How Bart Irritates Homer, And They Use These Lines Against Me To Tell Me That I'm Not Funny Anymore.