When I Look At The Smiles On

Public Transportation Is For Jerks And Lesbians.

When You Do Things Right, People Won't Be Sure You've Done Anything At All.

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.

Most Tv Shows Don't Reward You For Paying Attention.

Cartooning Is For People Who Can't Quite Draw And Can't Quite Write. You Combine The Two Half-talents And Come Up With A Career.