When I Look At The Smiles On

I Know All Those Words, But That Sentence Makes No Sense To Me.

'the Simpsons' Is An Especially Collaborative Show.

I Draw A Weekly Comic Strip Called Life In Hell, Which Is Syndicated In About 250 Newspapers. That's What I Did Before The Simpsons, And What I Plan To Do For The Rest Of My Life.

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?

Actually, I've Been Working On A Plan. During The Exam, I'll Hide Under Some Coats, And Hope That Somehow Everything Will Work Out.