When I Look At The Smiles On

God Often Gives Nuts To Toothless People.

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?

Do My Worst, Eh? Smithers, Release The Robotic Richard Simmons." --mr. Burns

Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do?

It's Not Easy To Juggle A Pregnant Wife And A Troubled Child, But Somehow I Managed To Fit In Eight Hours Of Tv A Day.