Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's

If I Ever Make A Hole In One, A Thrill That I've Never Known, I Won't Be Believed And I'll Have No Fun, For I'm Sure To Be Playing Alone.

Some Golfers Blast Their Ball From Traps, With One Adroit Explosion, But Others, Out In Ten Perhaps, Depend Upon Erosion.

I Love A Finished Speaker, I Really, Truly Do I Don't Mean One Who's Polished, I Just Mean One Who's Through.

Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought, First Tired Of Working, Then Tired Of Not.

I Miss My Mattress When I Am Gone; It's One Thing I've Made An Impression On.