I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups

Each Year It Grows Harder To Make Ends Meet - The Ends I Refer To Are Hands And Feet.

Middle Age Is The Time Of Life That A Man First Notices In His Wife.

There Are Very Few Humorists Who Have Written First-rate Humor After They've Become Elderly.

If You Convinced Me And I Convinced You, Would There Not Still Be Two Points Of View?

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.