If I Ever Make A Hole In

Rather Than Earn Money, It Was Thoreau's Idea To Reduce His Wants So That He Would Not Need To Buy Anything. As He Went Around Preaching This Ingenious Idea, The Shopkeepers Of Concord Hoped He Would Drop Dead.

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.

Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought, First Tired Of Working, Then Tired Of Not.

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, And The World Is Full Of Thin Skinned People.

Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's World.