Twitter Is About Creating Whatever Persona You

By The End Of The Time I'm Writing A Book, I'm Tearing My Hair Out And I Want To Go Do Stand-up. And Then I Want To Do Something Else. I Don't Know Why It Is True With Me That I Can't Just Be Satisfied Doing The One Thing, But I'm Constantly Flitting From One Thing To Another.

The Characters That I Have On Twitter Have Very Little Resemblance To Me, The Person Who's Writing Them.

The Whole Idea Of Punk Rock Is That You're Dressing Yourself In A Crazy Leather Jacket With Safety Pins And A Mohawk. The Idea Of Being The Rebel Is A Boring Societal Idea. It's Such A Type. And That's What I Was, Without Knowing It.

Whatever Expectations I Had For Myself, None Of Them Have Come To Pass. I Grew Up Thinking I Was Going To Be An Actor, Which I Am. But I Thought I'd Be A Very Serious Sort Of Shakespearean Guy Going From Town To Town Having Sex With Various Juliets All Over The Country.

My Absolute Favorite Growing Up Was Super Friends. The Assemblage Of So Many Mighty Heroes In One Place Was, To Me, Mind-blowing. It Was Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, And Then Sometimes Hawkman And Some Other, Lesser Heroes.