The Global Business Climate Is Likewhatever, Dude.

I Feel No Obligation To Teach My Readers Anything, To Impart Any Sort Of Wisdom, To Teach Any Sort Of Lesson, To Instill Any Sort Of Morality. All I'm Trying To Do Is Make Them And Their Parents Laugh.

I Don't Chase After Things, But I Put Forward The Effort And Know The Rest Of It Is Out Of My Hands.

The Characters That I Have On Twitter Have Very Little Resemblance To Me, The Person Who's Writing Them.

I Never Really Understood What Was Expected Of Me As A Man, Or How I Was Supposed To Interact With Women, But Worse, With Other Guys. I Did Not Relate To Them.

I Don't Really Read Children's Books Or Deal With Children's Books, So I Don't Have Any Relationship With Them Other Than My Own.