Trying To Be Happy By Accumulating Possessions

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

If Voting Changed Anything, It Would Be Illegal.

They [the Reagan Administration] Want To Put Street Criminals In Jail To Make Life Safer For The Business Criminals. They're Against Street Crime, Providing That Street Isn't Wall Street.

We're Having Something A Little Different This Year For Thanksgiving. Instead Of A Turkey, We're Having A Swan. You Get More Stuffing

People Who Say They Don't Care What People Think Are Usually Desperate To Have People Think They Don't Care What People Think.