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I Say If You're Going To Go For The Angel Bullshit You Might As Well Go For The Zombie Package As Well.
-George Carlin
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I Say If You're Going To Go
George Carlin
I Say If You're Going To Go For The Angel Bullshit You Might As Well Go For The Zombie Package As Well.
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