A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't

It's Not So Much Knowing When To Speak, When To Pause.

I'm Living In A Very Modest Place. I Have A Room Over-looking Beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I Thought It Was Better Than Paying Claridge's Prices And Overlooking The Dump I'm Living In.

How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

The Doctors Couldn't Find Anything Wrong With Me Except That I Have A Slight Stomach Pain. Wait Till I Get My Hospital Bill! Then I'll Really Have A Pain The Stomach!