A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.

I Don't Deserve This Award, But I Have Arthritis And I Don't Deserve That Either.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

My Wife Mary And I Have Been Married For Forty-seven Years And Not Once Have We Had An Argument Serious Enough To Consider Divorce; Murder, Yes, But Divorce, Never.

I Began My Show Business Career Playing Violin In San Francisco At The Corner Of Market And Taylor. I Understand That There Is A Theater There Now.