Truth Is The Edict Of God.

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

When The Truth Is In Your Way, You Are On The Wrong Road.

Experience Is A School Where A Man Learns What A Big Fool He Has Been.