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Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Some Folks As They Grow Older Grow Wise But Most Folks Simply Grow Stubborner.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

It's Not So Hard To Get Rich As It Is To Know When You Have Gotten Rich.