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Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

It Is A Great Deal Easier For A Man To Find A Pedigree To Fit His Virtues Than Virtues To Fit His Pedigree.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.

Man Was Created A Little Lower Than The Angels And Has Been Getting A Little Lower Ever Since.