True New Yorkers Do Not Really Seek

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.

Those Of Manhattan Are The Brokers On Wall Street And They Talk Of People Who Went To The Same Colleges; Those From Queens Are Margin Clerks In The Back Offices And They Speak Of Friends Who Live In The Same Neighborhood.

The Professional Arsonist Builds Vacant Lots For Money.

I Think It Would Be Very Good If Writers And Artists Take A Stand In Electoral Politics. They've Got The Ability To Put Words Together That Might Reach The Ears Of The People Of The City Who Vote.

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.