The Other Feature Is A Gymnasium Named

The Office Of President Is A Bastardized Thing, Half Royalty And Half Democracy That Nobody Knows Whether To Genuflect Or Spit.

Journalism Schools Are Good To Get A Job, But I Don't Know What Else They Are Good For. I Don't Like The Word "journalism" To Begin With. It's News Reporting, And That Consists Of Using Your Two Feet. The Only Lesson, Then, That You Could Give People Is How To Climb Stairs, Because There Are No Stories On The First Floor.

Designed By Architects With Honorable Intentions But Hands Of Palsy.

Don't Trust A Brilliant Idea Unless It Survives The Hangover.

The Auditorium, Named After A Dead Queens Politician Is Windowless In Honor Of The Secrecy In Which He Lived And, Probably, The Bank Vaults He Frequented.