Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable

True New Yorkers Do Not Really Seek Information About The Outside World. They Feel That If Anything Is Not In New York It Is Not Likely To Be Interesting.

I Became A Copy Boy. Not For Long. I Started Writing Stories.

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Journalism Should Be Truthful And Entertaining. You Know, With News And Important Facts You Can Entertain People Too. Have A Little Humor. Life Isn't All That Deadly All The Time, But While You're Having Fun, Tell The Truth. If Every Word Of A Column Is Deadly Serious, I Can't Read It. It Makes Me Throw Up.

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.