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Journalism Schools Are Good To Get A Job, But I Don't Know What Else They Are Good For. I Don't Like The Word "journalism" To Begin With. It's News Reporting, And That Consists Of Using Your Two Feet. The Only Lesson, Then, That You Could Give People Is How To Climb Stairs, Because There Are No Stories On The First Floor.

I Always React To News Immediately. That's My Business.

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.

The Other Feature Is A Gymnasium Named After Another Dead Politician Who Was Gifted With Fast And Extremely Sure Hands.