Don't Trust A Brilliant Idea Unless It

I Became A Copy Boy. Not For Long. I Started Writing Stories.

That's The Horrible Thing Starting Out, You Get Distracted A Lot Because Anything Is Easier Than Writing. It's Just The Same Enemy - Blank Paper.

Journalism Should Be Truthful And Entertaining. You Know, With News And Important Facts You Can Entertain People Too. Have A Little Humor. Life Isn't All That Deadly All The Time, But While You're Having Fun, Tell The Truth. If Every Word Of A Column Is Deadly Serious, I Can't Read It. It Makes Me Throw Up.

The Test Of A Good Idea Is Its Ability To Last Through A Hangover

Media, The Plural Of Mediocrity.