Don't Trust A Brilliant Idea Unless It

The Auditorium, Named After A Dead Queens Politician Is Windowless In Honor Of The Secrecy In Which He Lived And, Probably, The Bank Vaults He Frequented.

Governments Mostly Don't Do Much. And You've Also Got To Understand The Level Of Incompetence Out There. Nobody Knows What They're Doing. They Just Pose And Act As If They Know And Walk Through Life And Get Away With It.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

Why Something In The Public Interest Such As Television News Can Be Fought Over, Like A Chain Of Hamburger Stands, Eludes Me.

You See, The Mets Are Losers, Just Like Nearly Everybody Else In Life. This Is The Team For The Cab Driver Who Gets Held Up And The Guy Who Loses Out On A Promotion Because He Didn't Maneuver Himself To Lunch With The Boss Enough. It Is The Team For Every Guy Who Has To Get Out Of Bed In The Morning And Go To Work For Short Money On A Job He Does Not Like. The Yankees? Who Does Well Enough To Root For Them, Laurence Rockefeller?