To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me

To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me It's A "support Group". Salvation In A Can!

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.