God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Some Guys Are Admired For Coming To Play, As The Saying Goes. I Prefer Those Who Come To Kill.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

Five Runs Ahead And He'd Knock In All The Runs I Could Ask For. One Run Behind And He Was Going To Kill Me.

Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand.