God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.

What Are We Out At The Park For Except To Win?

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

There Is A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity, And In Larry's (macphail) Case It Was Sometimes So Thin You Could See Him Drifting Back And Forth.