God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.