God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

You Don't Save A Pitcher For Tomorrow. Tomorrow It May Rain.

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.