God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.