Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A Pool Table.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

As Long As I've Got One Chance To Beat You I'm Going To Take It.