To Norwegians, The Polka Is A Form

The Problem With Paradise Is That It's Temporary: You Don't Belong Here And The Neighbors Are Nobody You Care To Know, So It's Only Blissful For A Week Or So.

All Fiction Comes From A Little Bit Of Reality, Otherwise It Would Have No Relevance. The Fun Is In Innovation, Take Something Real Like This Fair, And Make It Something Larger Than Life.

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.

Be Well, Do Good Work, And Keep In Touch.

Being An English Major Prepares You For Impersonating Authority.