To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

I Love Catching A Snapshot Of Something That Is Just About To Happen. Or Maybe Something That Just Happened, You Know. But I Like Especially That Just-before Kind Of Feeling.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'

You Know What's The Greatest Part Of Anything Ever In The History Of Everything? Exaggeration. No, Wait; It's Correcting Yourself. No, Better Yet, It's Making Lists.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.