To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of People Are Excited About Being In Traffic.

I Think They Named The Orange Before The Carrot.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

But I Found That Disappointing People Is A Good Thing, Because Disapproval Is Freedom.