To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

I Am A Comedian But It's Usually Not A Compliment To Be Called A Prop Comedian But I Guess I Sometimes Use Props. And I Always Confuse Humorist With Comedian. That's Strange.

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

I Like To Use 'i Can't Believe It's Not Butter' On My Toast In The Morning, Because Sometimes When I Eat Breakfast, I Like To Be Incredulous. How Was Breakfast? Unbelievable.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

I Like People, For A Little While.